" He wants 5 dollars ... This is because I wouldn't do the amazon.com survey" #epicvenmo

" You're pretty 😘" #epicvenmo #thatslife

" Prolonged and intimate eye contact" #epicvenmo #truelove

" Candles for tonight's sèance" #epicvenmo #shitcostsmoneytoo

"1/2 a Donut, 1/3 a cookie." #epicvenmo

"The sparks during our last time together." #epicvenmo

"Premium cable subscription HBO/Cinemax package." #epicvenmo #likeagoodcitizen

"Laundry and exploding pens." #epicvenmo

"For bed that we never got." #epicvenmo

"Down payment for naming rights of Baby Boy Witt." #epicvenmo #firstdibs

"Matching t shirts for life." #epicvenmo #setforlife

"Cause your Venmo doesn't work." #epicvenmo #meta

"Power Rangers limited edition deluxe 20 year anniversary triple gold plated VHS box set." #epicvenmo #gogopowerrangers

"Foot massage, grapes fed." #epicvenmo

"Keep the change ya filthy animal." #epicvenmo

"Pay up, or else..." #epicvenmo #venmo

The big black thing 🍆 #epicvenmo #venmo #tgif

"One for each inch." 📏📏📏 #epicvenmo #venmo #venmocaption

"chinese and chill" 🍚🍛🍜- yummier than Netflix and chill. #epicvenmo #venmo #venmocaption