#Lyney

why does my wriothesley have a giant hat like me and is hydro. 🙂

if only a big, strong man could save me right now..

blink. cranium tilts, displaying disappointment. oh, come on. is this how you aid someone in distress﹖ i expected better, duke.

“ 𝑤ℎ𝑜𝑎—— ” thistle hues widens, frail arms hastily enveloping warden's neck. yet, he's quick to adjust own hat, sulking. “ my, how uncouth. you need to start working on manners if you wish to impress me. ”

“ hm. so, you truly 𝑎𝑟𝑒 dense, after all. ” lanky digits curls around warden's tie, idly toying with garment. “ well, well. i suppose a little reward for the effort is still due, indeed. close your eyes﹖ ”

thistle hues blink, momentarily taken aback. “ my. judging from the look on your face, duke, it seems it worked, didn't it﹖ ” a half lie.

ㅤ 𝒘here ῳıƖƖ 𝒕he 𝑴𝑶𝑶𝑵 ꜰᴀʟʟ .ᐣ 𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐒 𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐄𝐌 ㅤ

i wanna go to a gay bar gay bar

gah——! my my, i didn't hear you come in, dottie... haha. long time no see. ^__^ 💧

am i, really? it's curious how 𝑛𝑎𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑦 is the first thing that comes to your mind. i did not expect that would lure you in... what, did you wish to come over, hm?

hm... perhaps. i find it hard to believe one of the fatui harbingers would willingly stand in a gay bar of all people, unless there is an ulterior motive.

hah. oh, mon docteur, i thought you were already aware that i know no shame——if anything, i ought to be... honoured to have you with me. though, i hope you're aware that some people may mistaken you as my partner, yes?