i swear at this point turbotax has me second guessing myself

open letter to the rat i just saw in broad daylight on 85th and amsterdam: this means war

i was putting topher to bed tonight and he kept pointing at my teeth and saying “what happened?! what happened miss sarah??!”

and what of it????? 😂☠️

just watched west side story and now i’m staring into the void for an indeterminate amount of time

why couldn't they stay calm for once instead of flying off the handle

I AM A HEATHER HEADLEY EVANGELIST AND THIS IS WHY

the tweets about the 2 wicked movies are rolling in and they are everything i hoped they would be

honestly we're 2 years into this and still when i see "WFH" i read it as "what fhe hell"

living my best sandra bullock in two weeks notice life rn (got home from work and put some leftover chow mein in the microwave)

I'm in tears

when i was little i thought the air and space museum in dc was called the aaron space museum

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