Coming to a council house near you. Very soon.

Be afraid, be very afraid.

There’s Nancy clapping the goal. We’re the other team pal 👍🏻

Top shithousery to be fair 😂😂

Two perfectly poached Burford Broon eggs on a plain ootsider!

We’re going to have to police ourselves very very soon.

No one calls in, kapeesh?

Clucking bell 😡

"You're down to just 4 seats in polls. It's literally a UK record for worst government in history."

Hang him.

Through the day what radio station do you listen to, if any?

This scudbook doing his bit for the “natural environment” We’ve paid for this.

She’s really funny. Isn’t she? 🤔

Nigella 🥰

This is everything that’s wrong in the UK People like this fuckin roaster. 👇

14 years ago today, this fella was delivered. I’ve absolutely loved him from the start.

🚨NEWS: 803 illegal migrants arrived in the UK yesterday

Chumbawumba, was there ever a more tragic “act”?

Fuck