words cannot express how much i miss the pre-AI internet

Me Dec 26th - Jan 1st:

Hey Venezuela. Time to return the favor. We took yours. Now you gotta take ours. That's how it works.

Fact check: True

I fully support Trump arresting the president of Puerto Rico!

That man is STILL in the files no matter how hard they try to make us move on!!!!!!

Where are the Epstein files?

80 people dead in Venezuela. ICE murdering a woman on the streets. All because they don't want to release the Epstein Files.

You Have the Right To Record ICE.

The reason why RAM has become four times more expensive is that a huge amount of RAM that has not yet been produced was purchased with non-existent money to be installed in GPUs that also have not yet been produced, in order to place them in data centers that have not yet been

We don't want Greenland. We don't want Greenland. We don't want Greenland. We don't want Greenland. We don't want Greenland. Release every Epstein file. We don't want Greenland. We don't want Greenland. We don't want Greenland. We don't want Greenland. We don't want Greenland.

This was so on the nose that I burst into laughter

Ruben Gallego JD “I make up stories” Vance is at it again

Minneapolis residents are painting tunnels onto canyon walls and ICE agents are running into them. This is not funny.

It's only 10:30 AM in Phoenix and I ate my piece of broccoli already. It's going to be a long day.

man: i wish to publish reviewer 2: your paper is no good man: i'll do anything to improve reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini