Two international coworkers talking about their gamer boyfriends. Time for the airpods and a quick disassociation.

Build fast, care so on, leave better than last - Dak Prescot

HäPpĒñš went Arroldis Chapman 9th inning close on the 10 minute car ride with the aux 1. Forever young 2. Mr Carter 3. Wild horses

Both my brothers are apple picking with thier girlfriends. I’m focused on the Steelers at 1pm.

At my local bar. Ordered a drink and asked for the check. Bartender comes over with a concerned look and goes “sir…just one? Are you sure?” That was 2 hours ago…haven’t left yet.

Got home from work at midnight. Sat in my kitchen and ate a cold bowl of corn with a wooden spoon. Your move World.

Crazy as an adult I can just make pancakes whenever I want. Just crushed a stack of blueberry pancakes

Bought beer from the Grocery Store. At Check-out the Clerk spoke very little English. As i leave she calls out “Have a nice day!” I say “thank you!” She follows up with “Have a nice day with your beer!” Caught me so off gaurd, but yes Ma’am thank you I will

Woke up shivering on my flight, Cold sweats, shakes, nightmares, Thought i was super sick Realized that just my body’s natural response to landing in Orlando

Guy at airport next to me: “Hey, can i do a double jack & coke” Waitress: “another!?” Man: “yes, no food for me today” I might have to call airport security

Walking around the house on Thanksgiving in an apron like I served in the Military

Guy on the train, Christmas tie on, holding an Old Fashioned in a glass cup, cherries and all. Do not ask him to do anything until mid-January 2026

Cameron Winters looks like a Penn Station guy

In the liqour store and this old drunk lady is yapping to me in line about how she has “resting mafia face” not a “resting bitch face”…. Ma’am i could not care less Army Navy game starts in 15 mins I just need a 4 pack of Guinness

Pub, guiness, two door cinema, we could be back

Life goal is to be the old foreign drunk guy in the pub. Crazy white hair, random stories which have no end, only order odd pints, be up to date on obscure sports, eat gruel.

If you can’t be good, dont be bad baby

Time to fire up an UberEats order, tell the boys to get the chains on there bikes.