A modern day degods moment?

my agent is doing great

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how it feel to be in crypto in 2026

everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Remind them how much their original Pepe position would have been worth if they had just held and finish them off

The sound of a man reeling with a 1000 open wounds

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“Wintermute is ruining crypto.” meanwhile Jane Street:

imagine we hold this pump for longer than 24h

i told my clanker he would end up like khamenei if he kept making retarded trades and this is his smartest & most profitable day since his inception into this world. it appears threatening nuclear evaporation to GPU farms prevails over the carrot. the stick wins again

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me in 10 years bc my appetite for risk & capacity for love survived the peptidemic of ‘26 where i never once had to touch GLP-1s due to my strict regimen of sit-ups & stomach vacuums while claude coded instead of doomscrolling goyslopstein short form vertical content

2 trades on $btc now in 4 months. Both have done great. Gotta know when to go on offense and when to play defense. Sometimes just touching grass for a few months and waiting is the best move. Let others make mistakes and capitalize of it. Was able to avoid drawdowns which is a

STRIKE. 💥🦅