BREAKING: Big Sam has agreed to become interim Pope until the end of the season.

The next Pope must be Muslim or there will be violence on the streets of Europe | Yasmin Alibhai-Brown

A rare thing: a campaign you can say may be the best ever published for any RPG and even sceptics will accept it’s possibly true.

When you push MAGA to the breaking point🤣😂

This lad is amazing. So many one-hit takedowns on a bunch of people who feel pretty tough in a mob. Eventually the mob in question decides on discretion "hey guys, guys..."

This dog gives a whole new meaning to FUR MISSILE!!! 😳

Shanaka Anslem Perera ⚡

who are some good Ayatollahs for someone just getting into Ayatollahs

Kate McCann on Times Radio just informed us that someone just sailed the island of Cyprus into the Gulf. Huge if true.

Very broke: "sinking of the IRIS Dena is the first sinking of a surface warship by a submarine's torpedo since WWII" Still broke: "actually the Conqueror sunk the Belgrano 1982" Woke: "I think you'll find that the INS Khukri was sunk by a Pakistani submarine in 1971" Next

Warm beer, scrapped juries, gulags, death pods, billions to give away islands we already own, nonce pals in the Washington embassy, no growth, higher taxes... I'm suprised anyone voted for that manifesto

It was more a mixture of Jar Jar Binks and lengthy excerpts from the committee stages of galactic legislative debates on technical, procedural matters.

"Hitler was a failed art student and a vegan who blamed all his problems on rich people and the Jews. "If he was around today, he'd be attending the Green Party conference' Superb Leo Kearse - see me on tour! Links in bio 👏👏👏

Might bid to become head of the Church of England, what with the post being vacant

Narendra Modi So the Hindi leader of India is more respectful of our Christian heritage and culture than the King of England. Amazing. Thank you Mr Modi. You are a credit to your country and your people.

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“He is not here, for He is risen”

He is Risen.

No matter how dark the night, light will prevail. Christ is risen. He always does.