Satan assures you that Earth Date 5/21/11 is a typically hot day in Hell. 666 degrees centigrade, to be precise.

Satan is always very pleased when evangelicism infects Atheists as if they were believers.

Satan reminds us that whenever a horse's ass like Harold Camping speaks, the end is near.

Satan's message to Harold Camping: The world won't end in your lifetime but when you die I'll have a lovely Camping site ready for you.

Satan is spending a quiet evening with friends in the Vatican City,

The Prince of Darkness issues the following warning to the Overlords of Twitter: Think before you decide to limit me. I scoff at your 140 ch

Satan's fun fax- Did you know the Mormons got their name due to a typographical error that resulted in the use of an extra "M"?

Satan is there in spirit with every insincere remark made by warmongers today.

Satan grooving to his favorite metal/punk/ thrash band, Hitler's Jism,

Those security "prove you're human" confirmations, splattered in a combination of Sanskrit, Cunieform & numerals? Satan invented them.

Satan has named Walt Disney as superintendent of grounds and special events here in Hell. It's a small Netherworld after all!!

Hell is for patriots. Literally. The place is lousy with them.

Satan makes it official: Gingrich campaign is the newest ring of Hell!

Satan settling in for GOP debate. He's rooting for everyone!

Satan says: In a world where creatures riot over professional sports there is very little work left for me to do.

Satan awakened by NY Archbishop Dolan trying to jimmy gates in attempt to pin iit on gay couples.

Satan has ordered the Gates of Hell removed from their hunges in preparation for the 7/7/11 release of Martin' Olson's Encyclopaedia of Hell

Just fact, no brag: Hell has had full employment for 338,380 consecutive quarters.

Satan on Murdoch: He's no minion of mine!

Satan dressed as sci-fi character w/ Martin Okson @ Comicon! B 1st to ID Him & win copy of EOH & an evening as Satan's sexual receptacle!