ANGRY AT YOU. SO MAD. KILLA YOU SO DEAD.

WHAT.

oh fucking shit.

yesterday was your goddamn birthday, jack.

SHUT UP. i'm buying you a present.

FUCK MAN I HATE COOKING IM JUST GOING BACK TO EATING PEOPLE

to my ex: fUCK you fuck your team plasma eggplant husband fuck his stupid war crimes and FUCK the plasma grunts and fuck THEIR stupid war crimes

i dont WANT to go to [Pokemon Spain].

( sits up from under a mountain dust. ) what.

why are my "something fucked up is happening" senses tingling.

( the most profound scowl known to man. )

( picking a small Bone Shard out of his teeth. ) huh.

﹙ washing blood off his entire face and neck. ﹚ uhhh love you too honey

i'm astarionpilled.

i don't know? just felt right to say.

killing my husband. for real this time.