You more though

Actually it is possible.

So many regrets.

He’s drinking almond milk right from the damn carton like a fucking heathen.

Almond milk but for cats

God kill me

Text to 𝑴𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒂 𝑺𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒌 [ I forgot how much this place sucked. If I get called Queer one more time, I’m gonna roundhouse kick someone.]

He texted 𝑴𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒂 𝑺𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒌 about a couple hours later because I’m extremely inpatient and have no self control, ‘Come pick me up. I cannot drive. Love you.’

Guess who’s back bitches? (For like a minute but..)

He’s visiting the compound. No almond milk.

Who the FUCK. Drinks cow milk?

Sorry Sir, no disrespect to that. I’m sure it’s great.

Thanks, Sir.

Where’s my almond milk dealer when you need em?

Oh shit. I’ll have to make you get it then.

Nothing new. Ulysses demanding almond milk, Maria forgetting to buy Ulysses almond milk.

Yeah. My milk.

[ Text to 𝑴𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒂 𝑺𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒌 ] Heard what happened, how are you holding up?