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ur in her dms im sitting on the floor of the shower trying to create laminar flow by letting the water hit me on top of ny head in one spot where it feels really good but i can’t breathe cause the waters trickling down my face and covering my nose and mouth

yup

shocked that more people havent been looking into the motive of thomas matthew crooks who i believe was in a gay lovers quarrel with former president trump

bro this pot i’ve been watching is taking foreverrrrrrr to boil 😫😫

it’s crazy how gay he is

joe biden dropping out of the race on the day of the love island season finale the attention seeking is crazy

brat only happened because of Shrek

mosquito bite on my ankle just hand me a gun so i can shoot myself already

A vision of hell. Insane levels of destruction in North Gaza. This isn’t simply the result of Israel’s fight against Hamas. It’s a punitive Medieval-style raid against a population of more than two million. How can any decent human support this?

Hi Farah - thanks for sharing this. First, I’d like to congratulate my colleague and friend Hind on her more than deserved nomination for all her sacrifices and for continuing to risk her life to shed light on the atrocities our people are going through during this genocide.

i absolutely have whatever azealia banks and kanye west have i just havent been interviewed yet

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary fuck off when i joined twitter it was called twitter i hate you

when i was little everyone had their own birthday unique to them. now that im getting older and meeting more and more people they are starting to overlap

what if i like the layer of mold that forms when i go to bed with wet hair ?

maybe he just reeeeeallly likes wearing hats and has a completely normal hairline

uhhhh. my tummy don’t feel so good :( [me after eating nothing but lush packing peanuts all day]

do u think the mets respect MrMet as one of their teammates

we should've known trump was gonna win by the cultural response to hawk tuah