OK FINE ILL SAY IT EVEN THOUGH ITS POLITICAL BUT MILEY SHOULD HAVE PICKED JESSIE HE WAS WAY HOTTER THAN JAKE

podcast concept: narrating my cats feelings in a subpar russian accent

who called me from indiana last night to just bark for 20 seconds and then hang up

coffee and nic stic for breakfast

just a sneak peak of my bachelor audition tape

I liked black mirror a lot more when I wasn’t living through it

RED LIGHTS STOP SIGNS I STILL SEE YOUR FACE

the property brothers implies the existence of a property father

hands up who pooped this morning

deleting my tinder bc if i wanted to hookup with republicans i would have been a business major

stealing from the rich (123movies) and giving to the poor (me at work)

this is the opening set of my joker origin story

a women’s only country club but instead of golfing we just drive the carts around and pick flowers and drink

only hot people get pfizer beat it loser

im shocked

babe are you ok? youve barely listened to SOUR today

timothee chupacabra filming at woodys is just further proof the simulation is glitched

psa now that June is over ❤️

i think about this scene everyday unapologetically

⁦Cincy Reigns⁩ ⁦Cincy Light⁩ Go get you some!!!!