Hallmark movies are amazing but the way in which they encourage/condone pathological lying as a behavior is astonishing

sometimes i think middle school wasn’t that bad, but then i remember that my entire identity was wearing old navy graphic tees and telling Chuck Norris jokes

life is good people

I could say the time at my desk after lunch on Mondays is 5 hours… Or I could say it’s listening to All Too Well (10 Minute Version) 30 times ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Just spent twenty minutes on FaceTime with my mom in the “Greeting Cards” section and I think I might need to change career paths… The out-of-context quotes and truly bad jokes are soul-killing.

Please respond to this tweet with the Christmas song that you think fits your personal aesthetic best. I think maybe I’m the “She & Him” rendition of “Little Saint Nick” or the trap remix of “Sleigh Ride” by the Ronettes. Thank you.

Is anyone else outrageously excited for West Side Story? Like, if it’s not out in Korean theaters I’m gonna riot.

Freedom is not the absence of constraints but finding the right ones, those that fit our nature and liberate us.

Y’all Muppet Treasure Island is really THAT iconic film huh

Therapy: Expensive Old One Direction music: Free

just a lil announcement if you didn't know: they are making a sequel to chicken run... after 22 years.

I am so disappointed in myself... I started watching Single's Inferno to make fun of it and then caught myself crying and screaming "He did NOT just pick Jia!" at the TV lolllll😭😂 I cannot really be invested in this HELP

i saw west side story and liked it, but was also just reminded how much i hate romeo & juliet lol

I haven't been on Twitter in around a month, and upon returning, I saw I had over a dozen notifications. Six of them were tweets from @ClintDBryan that I have missed. #Priorities

I just thought of the Brooklyn 99 clip when Boyle tries to stop Captain Holt from blackmailing someone, and then finishes the conversation with, "From now on, you're the only black male I want anything to do with" and I literally spit out my drink

i only have two moods, and they are good place janet and existential crisis michael, and that's all i have to say about that

fun update: i drank these all winter LOL

i've been listening to a lot of throwback songs recently, so call me shawty and i'll simp basically

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Strong faith in a weak object fails, but even weak faith in a strong object succeeds.