To friends and followers I’ve ever called “weirdos” you know I meant it in a cute cryptid skrunkly silly fringe dark humor good way. Not the creepy culty MAGA ick cringe way. Big difference. Those people are bad weird. 😜

I went live by accident today on TikTok while wearing my jammies and no makeup and honestly everyone who tuned in was so kind and fun. I plan to do a live *on purpose* again soon.

Honestly, tampons and pads should be put in every room in schools because they make great bullet wound packing.

Might go live on TikTok in a bit. Gotta do some Jane Doe makeup so… 🤷🏻‍♀️

oh wow they got the couch

Replies to tweets/X now are just links to unrelated tweets, ads, bots, and promoted checkmark weirdos. This site is nearly unusable.

If you have these light fixtures you do not need to worry about Kamala’s capital gains tax

Happy Ride the Cyclone Day eve. Leave crumbs out for Virgil, hang your school uniforms on the mantle, and bake a Hello Kitty cupcake or Karnak will put you on the naughty list.

Me when the director wants to do table work.

A spooky little surprise is available on Bandcamp right now. Streaming everywhere soon!

I’m convinced he keeps bringing up Hannibal Lecter because Lecter was in an “asylum” and he thinks immigrants getting “asylum” means they are coming into the country and going to asylums. He doesn’t know the difference. I am convinced.

This is so clearly not Melania it’s silly. I need one of these Fauxlanias to tell all. How much do they pay you? Do you get to keep the sunglasses? Did you secretly vote for Kamala in the booth? Please spill.

trump supporters are always like “i hope you don’t hate me because of who i voted for” but based on who you voted for, i’m pretty sure you hate me

2016 - the day after the election - we performed Ride the Cyclone for the first time in New York City and at the end when Ocean says, “Democracy Rocks!” The audience literally groaned because Trump had just been elected. It feels way worse this time tho. *GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOANS

Leaving here soon. Find me on Bluesky (and sometimes Threads.) But I’m liking Bluesky because it’s not monetized so it’s not full of clickbait and trolls so far. ✌️