You know we are living in an insane reality when Trump getting his social media account taken away feels like a bigger punishment than an impeachment trial.

When you see Betty White’s name in the headlines and your heart stops

I hear Genovia has their COVID cases under control.

It’s been 4 long years but we made it!

JOECHELLA! Amiright?

Today gives me hope that America is ready for a woman as president

WAP is probably the best thing to come out of 2020 tbh

Repeat after me: interns do not run social media for Fortune 500 companies.

this panoramic has not been good for extraverts

It was so cool when we could go to bars and restaurants indoors without worrying about dying. Miss that.

My secret talent, you ask? Making someone believe my idea is actually *theirs* so they stand behind it.

I don’t think we’ll ever get over Justin and Selena just like the world is still holding out for Brad and Jennifer Aniston.

Just a quick reminder

What if Gap, Old Navy, American Eagle, Urban Outfitters, & Zara all just got together and decided their wide leg jean sales were lookin' looking low 🧐

Gen Z: I’m asking you pls don’t make leggings go ‘out of style’ or we’re going to have some issues 💋

How can you not love this guy?

Taylor Swift got more hate for singing songs about dating guys in her twenties than Woody Allen got hate for making movies about dating teens in his forties.

MONEY IS A CONSTRUCT. That’s the tweet.

How long do you think it will take me to spill something on my vaccine card?

My account was hacked. I was on a social media hiatus in the mountains without service. Shoutout to the real ones for letting me know. Had a nice day otherwise 🤗