if you’re a media/reviewer/person about town and want an ARC of my book lmk

the macarena was a good club track it just was cheapened by ritualized dance

woohooooo

bemused should mean what i think it means

i liked reading this thread and wish more things were written this way

the last person my dad voted for was ross perot. once i unlock this i can fix america

whenever ppl say “there’s this cursed looking pizza place/salon/coworking space near me and idk who even goes there” the answer always ends up being me

i’m very good at buying things which also makes me very good at convincing other people to buy things and every day i have to resist the dark urge to monetize this brain disease

just released an excerpt from my book! it’s about the time I worked at Ulta baby

lol whoops broken link, anyway, click to read my thoughts about the bath and body works candle lady

"A Midwestern Baudrillard" . . . I couldn't agree more! Congrats ツ on a glowing (GLOWING) NYTimes review wowowowow nytimes.com/2024/11/24/boo…

Israeli cabinet votes in ceasefire deal with Lebanon but we can still hear drones buzzing above us loudly, Israeli jets smashing buildings across the city and insane traffic jams filled with terrified civilians trying to get to safety.

I interviewed ツ right before Black Friday, which she admitted was psychologically hitting. Her new book on our many forms of excess (shopping!! "junk food"! hoarding..) is v smart and surprising bustle.com/entertainment/…

i remember writing this like “wow i am cooking i bet nobody has described this before”

one holiday party and every friend is in my head lovingly

god made me gay so i could tell my dad it’s kinda gay that he shops at lululemon and nobody can get mad

idk i feel like kendrick says “may i use the restroom”

10 hours of 100 mice peeing at once for deep sleep