“When I was your age, I already owned a house”

Daily reminder that Ticketmaster is a monopoly, it’s merger with LiveNation should never have been approved, and they need to be reigned in. Break them up.

That mf dashing thru the snow fr

I was laid off from Twitter this afternoon. I was in charge of managing badge access to Twitter offices. Elon just called me and asked if I could come back to help them regain access to HQ as they shut off all badges and accidentally locked themselves out.

If twitter shuts down I think you all should know that I don't even work for AriZona. Someone just left this account logged into a Macbook at the Apple Store in Queens and I've been using it ever since

i wish i could quit my job so i can focus on my true passion which is sleeping

Twitter is owned by a Republican. Fox News is owned by a Republican. CNN is owned by a Republican. OANN is owned by a Republican. Parler is owned by a Republican. Newsmax is owned by a Republican. Daily Wire is owned by a Republican. The “liberal media” is a Republican a myth.

The IRS is warning Americans that this tax season they must report payments on Venmo, PayPal & Zelle of over $600. Meanwhile… The Pentagon just failed its FIFTH audit in a row, as they were unable to account for 61% of their $3.5 trillion in assets. $800 billion annual budget.

Why emotional dumping puts a strain on relationships and how to stop it:

The biggest change of viewpoint I ever went through in psych training was when I said “but what if they’re doing it for attention” and my supervisor was like “what’s wrong with needing attention?” and I realised I didn’t have an answer.

This trend is exactly why I think we shouldn’t stop dressing how we want just cause we’re getting older

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

Elmo's new year resolutions: 1. Be kind to Rocco 2. Learn 5 new words in Spanish with Rosita 3. Say "Elmo loves you" to someone new every day 4. See a rock eat a cookie

Unpopular fact: Being intoxicated with any drug is no reason to be killed by police

Hi, I just wanted to put this here for all the fucking freak weirdos: EVEN IF SOMEONE IS NOT COMPLYING WITH A COP'S ORDERS, IT DOES NOT MEAN THEY DESERVE TO DIE.

Please please please let this catch on like wildfire

Uvalde: AR-15 Buffalo: AR-15 Boulder: AR-15 Orlando: AR-15 Parkland: AR-15 Las Vegas: AR-15 Sandy Hook: AR-15 San Bernardino: AR-15 Midland/Odessa: AR-15 Colorado Springs: AR-15 Poway synagogue: AR-15 Sutherland Springs: AR-15 Tree of Life Synagogue: AR-15 Nashville: AR-15

so the tiktok ban is just a huge internet restriction bill? it says using a VPN to access "banned apps" lands you a minimum imprisonment 20 years + a fine of either $250k or $1 mil. the president appoints someone to head a group that monitors anything that access the internet

i am an enemy of the second amendment