revisiting this feels like having a dementia breakthrough. can anybody tell me what other bands i was listening to in 2011? i have no idea. this has unlocked so much. please help

notice how we say “girl” when excited and “man” when disappointed

I really think of Cannes as Alamo Drafthouse but with baguettes and caviar

[guy inventing the dryer] I'm gonna include a Tumble Dry High option just for fucking freaks who doesn't give a fuck

Introducing myself to people in LA like "I'm a comedy writer but have a day job in tech"

They framed it as "your English teacher" and "your Gym teacher" because teachers are the only non-family adults their fanbase interact with on a daily basis