Chewing mint gum and drinking ice water just to feel something

Having friends that bring you jack at 12:30am just bc you’re hungry>>

I wonder if guys talk about their crush how girls talk about their crush

Being hangry is no joke

honey, we have guests. grab the fine china

Some of you can’t handle life unless it’s sugar coated and it shows

I subconsciously started writing my 8 how Taylor does (it makes me feel closer to her)

Shoutout to my ex for making me so insecure about my “lisp” that I’m struggling to help the kids learn the letter S sound

No one hypes you up better than the mf that fucked up tell me I’m wrong

Me 🤝 the same subway order since I was 9

Your attitude is at a 6’6 level and imma need you to bring it back down to your 5’7 height homie

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For those of you that don’t know the sidewalk rule, learn it.

My timbers are fucking shivered

Feeling more welcome in someone elses house instead of your own is wild

Being an older sister is making your little brothers promposal posters bc you never got one