Need to drink a spicy marg with Karen Read

We were learning about oxymorons in 7th grade & they asked for examples & I said, “family fun”

my boss believes that Gotham City would technically be located in Delaware

Orangetheory is neat because they tell you to get there half an hour early for your first class, so you have plenty of time to watch the class before yours, start crying because not one woman in there weighs more than a twig, fully panic & run to your car to cry!!!!

ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.

but her emails though

when I was a waitress we had a gazpacho special but I accidentally said gestapo instead

My dating life in St. Louis

I think Spencer Pratt is just doing this to secure casting on the next season of #TheTraitors

The millennial experience

#RollBills

Ok but has he ever climbed out of a cozy bed in the morning to work a public facing job? #skyscraperlive

Somehow, heartbreak feels good in a place like this

ROBBIE CALLED GAME. #RollBills

2026 can suck my ass

bullying my coworker into going to Hooters with me to watch the #SLU game tonight! #RollBills #saintlouis

GEN Z is about to be most litigious generation. Any call against these basketball players, they gesture wildly at the ref & are like WE are about to have a CONVERSATION about this. I will never get over this as long as I live. #Rollbills #SLU

what exactly are the 10 men in matching shirts accomplishing on the sideline??? The coach, assistant, I get it. but the others??? whats your role here? #slu #RollBills #billikens

I've never had a firm grasp on the appeal of Longchamp bags...I finally feel brave enough to admit it

That one season of #vanderpumprules with Dayna, Brett & max