No there is only one objective truth: Derek Rae is a commentating and pronunciation God.

Age of 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 players at next WC: Rashford 28 Foden. 26 Mount 27 James 26 Chilwell 29 Saka 24 Bellingham 22 Rice 27 Ramsdale 28 TAA 27 Gallagher 26 Ben White 28 Maddison 29

First thirty minutes will be a Rog and Davo leadership conference.

The curse of Hanks

Todd Boehly has painstakingly assembled the most expensive non scoring team in the history of football #revenues

Club statement

🎶 Interim, interim Frank, interim, interim Frank, interim, interim Frank, interim Frankie Lampard 🎶

Excellent job by everyone associated with #thenetflixslam. Full arena, top notch broadcast team and production, two legends on the court. Please stay in tennis @Netflix!!! We need you.

This camera position is suborbital

Please don’t give Fox Sports any ideas

And now we’re at pitch level. Just waiting for them to give it to us from behind the goal

Can’t stop watching.

Just published a 7 question quiz on another absurd weekend in international sport. open.substack.com/pub/embassydav… It’s free to play and there’s a prize for the winner. So bring your A game like Shai, Liverpool, Gabriel Landeskog and Mao.

Take the quiz. It’s also highly readable. And free. open.substack.com/pub/embassydav…

Le Quiz is up. Belgian and Scottish footballers, sports on both wheels and legs and two Scandinavian tennis players who I can’t tell apart. Free to play and there’s an awesome prize. tinyurl.com/5bkwfmwc on the Subbie!

We don’t know much about the new pope, but we do know he loves a sports quiz. tinyurl.com/5yr23nn7

Finally a Pope who will oppose Pickleball.

This is all a simulation.

🎶“You’ll never sing that, you’ll never sing that, Champions of Ear-rfff, you’ll never sing that!” 🎶