Arms length is so good, I wish twinks were real

Not to flex but I am now the proud owner of a couch Everyone say they’re proud of me for being a real adult (Also not to flex but I assembled the ikea side tables, coffee table, and tv stand (WITH DRAWERS) all by myself)

Everyone say hi to my son, John Fitzgerald Kennedy (Kenneth/ Kenny for short) (and yes I did name my son after the HEART ATTACK MAN 🥕🐶🐶 JFK lore, so what?)

Can I come over and look at you like this

Em 👹

Syd and I are watching the NBSNAF release show on a flatscreen, eating Mac and cheese, and petting my new cat. I think I’ve made it in life

my cocomelon

It is 5:43 am and Kenny just tried to jump on the kitchen trash can and instead flipped it over and broke the lid, I definitely have an orange cat on my hands

Nah cause why did my coworker give some lady the wrong parts yesterday so now I am spending my entire day doing 8 hours round trip to bring the right parts I feel like there’s gotta be a better use of our time

I am eating cheezits in the back of a truck in the absolute middle of nowhere what is my job

Chat are we rocking with the half body sunburn

At least my Airbuds stats are gonna be insane this week

Yeah 😌

Have to be up for work in four hours Will I actually sleep? Will I accidentally oversleep? Only time will tell!

:)