Im A Goon

i’ve become so numb i can’t feel you there i’ve become so tired so much more aware

obsessed with the picture Wikipedia uses for RuPaul where she looks like the dictator of some small central African nation

“you could give the Democrats three wishes and they'd negotiate it down to one”

Mosquitoes genuinely contribute nothing to society or nature and are just parasites but the ecosystem is set up is such a way where if we get rid of them all the earth would fucking collapse because 3% of them sometimes pollinate flowers once every 10 years

seeing the best sunset of your life from a huge parking lot is a quintessential north american experience

Feel like we’re living in the one singular reality where this guy wasn’t killed on video back in 2018

When you get spoiled but you lowkey haven't even gotten far enough to understand the spoiler

Seeing new fans react to One Piece for the first time almost feels as good as my own first watch

Researchers behind the "Hitler's DNA" documentary say the Nazi dictator likely had Kallmann Syndrome, which can cause undescended testicles and a micropenis. cbsn.ws/4qXjS7v

Hello NBC News that is not in fact the english translation of "pedófilo"

80% of people on here who talk about politics are gay or bisexual. I wouldn’t be surprised if 80% of politicians are gay or bisexual. Politics is a gay hobby.

it starts with one thing i don’t know why it doesn’t even matter how hard you try

reminder that putting spoilers like this . . . . . . . . . . . . . . doesn't actually do anything, especially if there's an image attached with it

what if i got a blowjob

i forgot how weird november is. theres no afternoon its just night after 3pm

5 little ogres jumping on the bed

i thought i felt your shape but i was wrong.

Trump calls for Democratic members of Congress to be hanged

.Donald J. Trump: “If Hillary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?” politi.co/1LvAHwJ