Looking forward to the new Ant-Man and The White Anglo Saxon Protestant movie.

Heard they might have to remove Jeremy Renner's dick.

Getting ready for my Spotify debut.

Matt Damon promoting FTX during last year's Super Bowl and Sweatshops during this year's Super Bowl.

Do the Academy voters even watch movies? My God that film sucked.

Anal Johnson > Oral Roberts

College ballers should not watch Steph Curry. You are not Steph Curry.

What a sick way to see The Spartans lose. Just brilliant end of game fuckery.

Realized I've never seen an episode of House. Crazy world we live in.

These people spend their days hunting down clay dicks.

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I'm going to hell for the things I just said to the Frontier customer service agent.

Saw Sound Of Freedom and yelled out "Adrenechrome" every five minutes to wild applause.

A shame Diane Feinstein will never get to see what Justin Fields can do with a decent O-line.

How embarrassing for you.

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Hey Paul Finebaum, Suck My Fucking Dick!

Too bad Texas ducked Michigan in the playoffs last year.

Still waiting for Daniel Day Lewis to drop his new Vodka.