The WSJ & New York Times fake “journalists” lied through their teeth about me. Now let’s see their drug test results. They will fail.

Go anywhere. 70,000 Supercharger posts across 53 countries, and counting!

Everyone has their own journey with Neuralink, but we’ve seen peak independent use of over 100 hours / week!

Unused phone line update! SBA has continued its phone audit and has now saved ~$2.84M/year in unnecessary spend. This includes: * Traditional Landlines: 96% (661 of 686) terminated, saving ~$650k/year * Mobile Phone: 55% (2,940 of 5,340) deactivated, saving ~$1.7M/year *

Almost cleared Pit 124 in time

🇺🇸🇺🇸 Happy birthday, America! 🇺🇸🇺🇸

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24 hours since its release, Grok Imagine has turned our family group chat into a time machine with my uncle kunal kohli reviving old family photos. We’ve watched memories set in motion, faces blink back at us, and loved ones return in the most unexpected way. It’s been magical.

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A few days ago, a gang of about a dozen young men tried to assault a woman in her car at night in DC. A @Doge team member saw what was happening, ran to defend her and was severely beaten to the point of concussion, but he saved her. It is time to federalize DC.