trapped at the lake house...again...

i'm confused...did i miss the storm or is it still on the way???

nice ankle bracelet, will.i'm.a.convict...go to jail; go directly to jail; do not pass go; do not collect $200...

for some reason i always expect airport bathrooms to be so much cleaner than they actually are...

"welcome to dayton"...not really the words you wanna hear on the last weekend of the summer...ugh...

the last bite... yfrog.com/1864887341sj

why is "cunt" not a valid word on "words with friends"??? the nerve...

no offense but when did sept 11 become sept 8-11???

fist pumps, push-ups, chapstick!!!

addicted to lasagna... #sundaynightdinner

most ridiculous bike ride home...nyc is collectively a drunken shit show tonight...happy hangovers!!!

do people actually laugh out loud when they send the "lol" message???

guidettes + long island ice teas + payless heels + cobblestone streets = the #1 show on mtv..."i miss; i miss; i miss my mtv"...

why is it you rarely see afros anymore??? soooooo fresh!!!

i'm standing behind a grown man at duane reade buying oxy pads...really???

i hate when people say, "i dunno...i just work here"...no f-<€ing shit...everyone 'just works here'...help me, you lazy $@@8&'.!!!!!!!

...can't imagine why the post office can't stay open...

who writes the music in porn??? #justwondering

DMV day...

who the hell is 'despacito'???