In the future Kid Cudi will turn 45. He will start going by the rap name Middle-Aged Cudi #nuggstradamus

In the future Thomas the Tank Engine will get rebooted with a "bold new look." Instead of a smokestack, he will now have a vape pen #nuggstradamus

In the future a study will show that the worst city in the country for dating is Colorado Springs, Colorado. And the best city for dating is Squeaky Bed Springs, Colorado #nuggstradamus

In the future thanks to the show "Heated Rivalry", hockey will be the most popular sport of the year. Gay hockey is just like regular hockey except, being "in the crease" is encouraged #nuggstradamus

A new movie version of Stephen King's "The Mist" is in the works bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3935098/…

In the future Cardi B will slip and fall at the airport. She will blame the fall on that Wet Ass Pavement #nuggstradamus

In the future Gen Z will start using AI to diagnose their sexual health. The most popular source will be: ChatSTD #nuggstradamus

There's a new haunted house movie on the way that's told from the perspective of . . . THE HOUSE? screencrush.com/horror-movie-h…

Check out the first trailer for Nicolas Cage's Spider-verse series, "Spider-Noir" youtube.com/watch?v=b-Blr0…

In the future I Nugget will get fired from my third job working at Little Caesar's. They will fire me when they fin out that I'm a pervert pervert #nuggstradamus

In the future Scientists will discover a way to reverse gray hair. This is one of those revolutionary discoveries that could totally revolutionize....granny porn #nuggstradamus

In the future the British version of "SNL" will premiere. It will be just like the U.S. version, but their sketches will bomb on the opposite side of the road #nuggstradamus

In the future there will be another curling controversy at the Winter Olympics. In this one a team will be caught using a Swiffer #nuggstradamus

In the future dogs all over the World will learn how to speak English. The first thing most dogs will say is I love you. Meanwhile, your cat still hates you #nuggstradamus

In the future the guys in BTS will keep performing till they are in their 60s. Which is impressive, considering it's hard to K-Pop when your knees pop #nuggstradamus

In the future a new study will find alarming levels of poison in some of America's most popular candies. Health experts will warn people to stay away from eating Reese's Pieces of Arsenic #nuggstradamus

In the future a man will get arrested for stealing beehives. The cops will take him down during a sting operation #nuggstradamus

A New Spotify Urn Plays Your Favorite Music After You're Dead consequence.net/2026/02/liquid…

In the future KFC will start selling pot pies. Pot pies are also the two main items of Seth Rogen's diet #nuggstradamus

In the future Spring training will start. If here are any Major League Baseball teams still looking to add a big hitter, they should consider Shia LaBeouf #nuggstradamus