If Zelensky were half as corrupt as Trump and Musk say, they’d be happy to do business with him just like they do with Russia and China. But Trump tried before and Zelensky turned him down, indirectly leading to Trump's impeachment.

IS THIS WHY PAM BONDI IS REFUSING TO RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES?

So , so depressing to watch this shit-show in the Oval.

Trump is a straight up ss.

You dummies thought Trump was gonna give you another Stimmy, instead yall got fired, your SNAP and Medicaid cut, eggs went up, and a tariff war with Canada. Now you’re broke and sick. SMH.

Y'all notice not nary a person has asked or blamed JD Vance for not doing anything as VP but they wanted a weekly progress report for Kamala Harris?

Emma Jackson is a friggin’ beast East Carolina Softball

Emma strikes…again! East Carolina Softball East Carolina Pirates

Emma Jackson, what the what?! East Carolina Softball

BREAKING: The Dow Jones has now lost all gains made since November 5th. Donald Trump's policies are destroying the economy.

Donald Trump (August 2024): “We are going to have a crash and we’re going to have a crash like a 1929 crash if she gets in."

BREAKING: French satellite company Eutelsat is replacing Starlink and plans to send approximately 40,000 communication terminals to Ukraine. Their stock has rocketed 390% in the last 3 days as Tesla Starlink SpaceX and X continue their freefall. LMFAO GET FUCKED Elon Musk

Once again, Joe Biden was 💯 correct.

Hey musk Elon Musk , you know what’s entitlement spending? It’s the millions that you get from the government. If you’re such a great businessman, why do you need government to prop up your businesses?

Dude has now perfected the art of projection. Finally something that no one does better than you sir. Well played; well played.

Occam's razor:

🚨Omaha 8🚨 I already know I’m going to be roasted for this, but I believe one mid-major will be in Omaha. How fitting would it be that ECU Baseball does it the year everyone gave up on them. So you know what? Give me the #PackTheJungle💍🏴‍☠️ in Omaha.

Now we are to the part of the play where they just make $h!t up.

Trump: “He’s a terrible Fed chair. I was surprised he was appointed.” Also Trump: constantly talking about other people’s IQs… Also also Trump: can’t even remember who he appointed. 🥴