People who don’t say bless you after they hear someone sneeze are psychopaths

Jesus died for your sins and soon the Earth will too.

I’ve never shopped online as much as I did this summer.

Does anybody else’s Parents bring up the worst shit while you’re eating

Why do English people sing in AmEriCaN

God snapped when he created dogs

Do your parents ever just come in your room, sit on your bed and then leave

What’s worse vsco girls or people who post “don’t hmu. only real ones know what’s wrong” on their Snapchat story? I can’t choose

People who aren’t afraid of spiders: “they’re more scared of you than you are of it” Me: how do you know that? Did yOu aSk iT

might fuck around and | 👀 | \ / ____| |_____ / ✊__/ \_✊ Drink water

You are addicted to your phone. You are addicted to social media. You are addicted to the constant following of things and events you can't control. Read this, put the phone down, and go take a walk.

HALLOWEEN IS THE BEST HOLIDAY

update : i’m still a crackhead

I miss the days where my biggest problem in life was wondering if I’d make it home from school in time for Pokémon

nothing changes if nothing changes

some of you don’t have dance offs with yourself in the mirror alone and it shows...

wait so people are actually still hanging in big groups and and not social distancing...? this is why we’re gonna have to quarantine even longer 🙄 stay home damn

Happy 4/20/20 🥺