pretty sure a girl would have to come over and tell me she's attracted to me for me to ever realise #fullretard

opening a night club in Middleton for one night only - and I'm undercutting sheiks, only £5 entry!

@SamuelGCaine that line annoyed me so much!

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My directorial debut on Vine - fine acting all round I'd say vine.co/v/hKD662YOYLu

Kate Middleton. That is all.

If I was to have sex with Kate Middleton would it be considered treason? #notsoroyalbaby

Peroni is nearly £5 at the fox now #neveragain

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I thought I saw you in the rusty hook, huddled up in a wicker chair

#imsinglebecause of the lawsuit.

'I'm not like other guys.' – Other guys

must be difficult for a colour blind family to know which toothbrush is theirs. Sad.

Please RT! Contributors wanted to set up mates for new TV prank show for major broadcaster! E-mail: [email protected]

@TCKDatingLondon Can we get a RT please? Single men & women wanted for a new C4 Series. Get in touch for more info.

@sexy_guy Can we get a RT please? Single men & women wanted for a new C4 Series. Get in touch for more info.

@ASOS_HeretoHelp Sent you guys a DM, thanks!

@TVCastingJP Please RT! Looking for singles for new C4 show!

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