With the 'Gunner' MattGunner91 still in bed & Bri's The Weather Outlook promise to me last week that I'd see snow today, I think it's safe to say that the predicted 'wintery snap' for later this week is officially shit-canned. Disappointed Steve Winchester Weather SEND IT'S Weather Channel #NoShowSnow

Likewise, I think its safe to say that this morning Jeff's METJEFFUK 'member' is getting anything but a 'cold spread' on it If it's still feeling chilly, Jeff, rub in a smear of Tiger balm & pop a hotwater bottle on it. Steve Winchester Weather SEND IT'S Weather Channel #NoShowSnow

Gunner, MattGunner91 our 'coldie quarterback' has lined up with the running back, SEND IT'S Weather Channel taken the gander at this week's proposed 'wintery snap', and says its "Game over!" #ShitcannedForSnow Steve Winchester Weather The Weather Outlook Oldham Weather

By 'Any outcome possible,' what the Gunner MattGunner91 is actually telling me is, "MP, it's baggy shorts n' flip-flops time!" #ScatterInTheShatter #NoShowSnow Steve Winchester Weather SEND IT'S Weather Channel The Weather Outlook

Without a doubt, the very best 'fence-sitting' weather update today. Makes the 'Gunners' MattGunner91 predictions look benign by comparison. Could be wintery. Could be mild. Could be 25% Keith-Lucas beige. You heard it here first, Steve Winchester Weather SEND IT'S Weather Channel The Weather Outlook

And this one is for the weather family: The Weather Outlook Steve Winchester Weather Oldham Weather SEND IT'S Weather Channel MattGunner91 #SaltNWounds #NoShowSnow

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Breaking News: The 'Gunner' MattGunner91 takes over as Sky New's chief 'Coldie' weather correspondent. It's blocked GFS biggies from now till May! UK weather: 'Scandinavian high' warning as snow hits parts of UK and temperatures fall to as low as -6C news.sky.com/story/uk-weath…

The BIG question we need to ask the Gunner MattGunner91 this afternoon ... "Is he still suffering from the runs?" Steve Winchester Weather SEND IT'S Weather Channel #GFSImodium #FarFromBlocked

"Quick, get it while it's hot, free daylight, free daylight!!!" Its a slow news day for the Met so here they are throwing the over 80's & those suffering with S.A.D a cheery lifeline. Steve Winchester Weather SEND IT'S Weather Channel Oldham Weather MattGunner91

That's it. Bri over at The Weather Outlook bangs the gavel on the future of any snow or severe winter weather in England. It's all downhill from here guys. Steve Winchester Weather Oldham Weather SEND IT'S Weather Channel MattGunner91 I think you can put all those GFS' back in their box mate. Game over.

Tonight, live from the back garden of the Gunner's MattGunner91 two-bed squat in downtown Clacton-On-Sea, it's the weather-flavoured family gameshow everyone loves, yes it's "Call Me Wanker!" Steve Winchester Weather SEND IT'S Weather Channel Oldham Weather

Tuesdays Weather A cold start at just 3c. Another cloudy and cold feeling day. There will be some light rain and drizzle at times. There will be a Mod NE wind blowing up to 20mph.This will make the max temp of 4c feel even colder with feel like temps 1c. A cold night min temp 2c

Bitter cold evening here in the Leicestershire wilds. Slashing it down outside. Suppers cooking and it's a Timothy Taylor's Brewery TT kinda night. Nigel Sadler I trust that the venison casserole is hitting the mark? Cheers MP JR Dickenson Briggs on Beer

Bri over at The Weather Outlook offers a double-whammy to the Gunner MattGunner91 in his last two damning posts. The upshot, if, like Matt and I you like the snow and the wintery weather then you are shit outta luck! We're stuffed Steve Winchester Weather SEND IT'S Weather Channel Oldham Weather MetRyan

What's Bri playing at guys? Surely he's taking the Arthur Bliss? One minute he's putting two-fingers up to the Gunner MattGunner91 & we coldies. Now for Bri the GFS' are looking quite interesting for cold weather fans. Confused? You should be! Steve Winchester Weather SEND IT'S Weather Channel

Yes! A nice little Winter result for the Leicestershire wilds today. Steve Winchester Weather SEND IT'S Weather Channel MattGunner91

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One for M P Wright. Enjoying Roy Budd's Who Dares Wins suite. Makes you want to don a woolly jumper with patches and run down the hall shouting, "Go, go, go!" youtu.be/8QqWl0Y6spU?si…

While this author account will remain activated I will no longer be using X or monitoring any content. Wishing all my online friends the very best for the future. Cheers. MP