My reply guy added me on LinkedIn…a bridge too far I fear

The new Haim song is whatever the opposite of a recession indicator is

My fat ass thought this was an almond joy

This app has become uninhabitable

Would do anything to have body dysmorphia in Copenhagen rn…

Not liking mayo: childish, limited worldview, closed minded to a point of being immoral Not liking avocado: daring, rebellious, speaking up against a pervasive force we have come to normalize

“Homely” should be a slur

If you are in NYC today DO NOT let your Labubu’s outside, they WILL overheat and are highly susceptible to heat stroke ‼️

When there’s three unaffiliated women in a plane row? It’s giving the future is female❤️

When the person who wore the seatbelt before me on the plane was skinnier than me and I have to loosen it

Watching Chernobyl for the first time and everyone is in such a bad mood the whole time….

People who get coffee delivered to their homes are lacking an inherent joie de vivre in a way that scares me

Feeling unsafe walking around Park Slope without both/either a dog and baby

This is splendid news and all but unfortunately not a great time for me to be dating

Idk what splitting the G means and I don’t think it’s any of my business if I’m being honest

The most toxic person I work with constantly reposting Michelle Obama’s “when they go low we go high” quote on IG ❤️

Made a joke to my dad that I probably look really frail and thin because I’ve been stressed and he replied “you don’t”

I harshly judge people who don’t watch movies because they “always fall asleep”. The minute their cell phone is out of their hand the TV lulls them to sleep like a new born? Yuck

My parents love to send me job leads that have nothing to do with what I do for a living, typically are based in a different part of the word I live in, a salary is either half what I make or 3X what I make due to it being senior leadership. Anyways I adore them

Immediately went to the quote reposts and they did not disappoint