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Yet absolute scummy bellends were booing through silence for Jota & his brother. Those in glass houses 🤫🤫🤫

Annnnnnd it's started🤦🏻‍♀️😂 #premierleague #tradingcards

🚨🔴 BREAKING: Giovanni Leoni to Liverpool, here we go! Deal agreed with Parma for Italian 18yo centre back. No loan, never discussed… Leoni joins #LFC now as part of Arne Slot plans. Fee around €35m with sell-on clause. No convincing ever needed as Leoni wanted Liverpool.

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Let's see everyone's #Premierleague 25/26 predictions🔥🔥 🏆: Title winner: 🐴 : Dark Horse: ❌: Relegated: 🤴🏼: Player of the season: 👶🏼: Young player of the season: 👀: Player to watch: ✍️: Signing of the summer: ⚽️: PL golden boot winner: 👨‍💼: First manager sacked:

Get in lad! 👌🏻😎

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Class tribute from wolves to Jota 🇵🇹💛❤️

Anyone collecting these? I have a tonne of duplicate cards to swap😎 Yes I'm aware I'm too old, do I care? Nope😂 #Topps #PremierLeague

Just offer the antwacky, mullet donning, Jimmy Nail looking, fog on the Tyne humming, horse punching, howay the lads shouting, Greggs munching, Brown ale sipping, sports direct loving, scruffy Geordie twats 120 million on Monday afternoon before we bladder the cunts 3-0 YNWA ❤️

Newcastle promise Isak he can leave this summer LFC’s initial British record offer rejected LFC sign Ekitike to replace Jota (RIP) “But Ekitike was our Isak replacement” Sesko joins United for less cash than Toon offer 8 players have now decided against joining NUFC this

Had to turn sky sports off, because my god I can't listen to the drivvle coming out of Mersons mouth, talking about now arsenal have got Eze hes going to help them win the league🤨😅, didn't realize sky sports did a bit of stand up comedy🤣

46 with 3 left to play ✌🏻

So Mac Allister not travelled because his mrs is giving birth... Virgin Newcastle fans think he's bottled it 🤦🏻 No wonder Isak hates them 😂😂

Yet the absolute bellends keep going on about how much we'd spent🤣 suck a fat one 🤣✌🏼

Simon hooper upto the usual shit again🙄

Jeeeeeesus I knew it'd be spicy but oh lordy this is something else🔥 All this shite over isak, delusional fans melting down now, imagine IF we did get him, christ😂😂😂

Stop, I'm done 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

Grass isn't always greener✌🏼