Lose your mind. Find your soul.

I wish my alarm could pull me away from reality like it pulls me away from my dreams.

It only takes one comment to turn awkward silence into an unwanted conversation

Nothing makes me more uncontrollable than someone making me feel like they're controlling me

I'll assign motives to inanimate objects IDGAF.

I hope they find a cure for this adult thing soon so we can all go back to enjoying our lives like kids again

I'm one hell of a conversationalist in my own head.

We're all just another name on someone's list

I can tweet back to back about the Oxford Dictionary and ass play because I'm a well rounded individual with diverse interests.

The problem with the world is there's just not enough mind-altering substances to make living in it tolerable.

Stop calling everyone you disagree with a psychopath, psychopath.

What I lack in personality, I don't make up for in any other way

I can be extremely difficult but trust me, I'm not worth it.

I drink to keep my discouragement down.

Sure I can laugh and have a good time like anyone else but who wants to put themselves through that?

A relentless assault... on my walls of resistance.

I'll put up 3 of my own fucks while you don't give a fuck. IDGAF

Backthefuck off or whatever I've already lost interest.