This is absolutely disgusting. Here he is - shouldn’t be so hard to find him now?!

My therapist - giving me sound advice to change my life for the better. Me -

Swiping no on bumble whilst looking like this should be criminal.

Huge respect to the Storyhouse and all the wonderful actors and team who are handling the helicopter disruption like absolute troopers. We see your hard work and determination and we think you’re fantastic.

Good afternoon! Do you have your tickets for our concert on Sunday 24th October yet? Don’t you want to see if Elle Jay cracks out her tap shoes for this? Well you’re not going to find out if you don’t come now, are you?! Don’t delay, buy TODAY! eventbrite.co.uk/myevent?eid=18… 💛🎭

And just like that problem over

INTRODUCING the supreme 𝑆𝑡𝑒𝑝ℎ MᴀᴄGᴀʀᴀɪᴅʜ Over lockdown, Steph has worked incredibly hard to eradicate her Scottish accent due to reviews such as, ‘why are you so angry?’ and ‘what part of Ireland are you from?’. 💛🎭

INTRODUCING the ever present Elle Jay ‘Legs of lead.’ ‘So stiff, such a shame.’ A few quotes teachers have used to describe her. But that wasn’t enough to knock the old girl down, Nope. She’s back for another Cabaret and can’t wait to woo you with her static limbs. 💛🎭

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Stephen Sondheim, the revered and influential composer-lyricist behind some of Broadway’s most beloved and celebrated shows, has died at 91. nyti.ms/30YiOcH

this is what we mean when we say that black women do experience police brutality. BW are rarely believed and often blamed for crimes committed against them. Murder victims and missing black girls never receive justice. Lauren Smith Fields and Oluwatoyin Salau deserved full lives.

What about letting in some Ukrainians who haven’t got family here?

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Keith that is an ARM

Went on a second date today and cried about my feelings. Poor. Fucking. Man. I wish this was a joke. But that’s my actual crying face from that angle.

You’ve only got until Saturday to see Sixty-Seven by the ever talented Tiny Theatre Company. Alex and Liv capture the highs and all too real lows of life in your 20’s. The perfect blend of poignant moments, laced with belly aching laughter. Book now - thelionandunicorntheatre.com/whats-on#/all

Started reading The Insomnia Diaries by the talented and strong Miranda Levy. Had a night of 0 hrs and 0 minutes sleep, spilt a whole vase of water over said new book at 6am. The irony is not lost on me. But the book is wonderful, and I relate to it so deeply.

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours