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Elizabeth

@elizabethc23

Texas lawyer in Nebraska. Tweets personal. No legal advice here.

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calendar_today02-01-2012 05:24:14

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Literally this plus her playing evermore in episode six is going to really undermine her ongoing attempt to deny paternity for her best album.

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Always start the new year listening to Todd Snider’s holiday classic. This year that means starting the new year in tears. Legend gone too soon

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At a youth basketball tournament and the ref just came up to thank our team for not yelling/complaining. We went wrong somewhere

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Is it too much to ask for just for all of Taylor Swift’s muses to start coming forward and saying what songs are about them?

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They’re exactly 2 people in the world that would make me watch Saturday Night Live and they dated circa 2013 resulting in some of the best music ever made

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They matched my dog against the dog who it looks like he would definitely eat. Please go vote for Ruckus facebook.com/share/1ARDEe3Q…

They matched my dog against the dog who it looks like he would definitely eat. Please go vote for Ruckus

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If you don’t live in Nebraska, is sweetcorn ice cream still a thing? Sweet corn ice cream with blueberry swirl might actually be the best thing ever..

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Do you remember when there was a national conversation about whether Barack Obama was insufficiently serious and presidential because he wore a tan suit? Just wondering…

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When I try to put my lab outside without my other dog, he jumps the fence and comes and knocks on the front door. No desire to run away just wants his brother. Because he never has done this with my other dog back there.

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That feeling when the Lexis alert, you set for three years thinking surely that would be enough has to be extended and you think maybe another three will do the trick……