#ProTip never ask your wife if you can buy a server on valentines day when you failed to get her anything

So Jimbo just RT'ed x.com/Shamwellll/sta…. I take that as a very late admission that using YAML is a mistake.

\o/ ___|'__.--, ~( > {c .` | |__| ,= | /_/_| |_|\_\ J($x) => $x **2

Ghostff if facebook was a person, it would be in a prison

Also kindly do not write fn (), God intended this to be written as fn()

> I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. - Douglas Adams

Q: What's the simplest way to cast all array elements to string? A: ldap_read(null, null, null, $array)

Ah yes, one of the 5 states of matter; solid, liquid, gas, plasma and cat.

StatikStasis May your IDE delete closing brackets and semicolons at random.

anything less than 15" is just too small

salathe Why stop there? Each RFC should propose a champion for and against, tight RFCs should be decided by throwing rotten food at them, person who remains standing the longest wins

ircmaxell is this your php barcelona talk?

Docker is really great. It will open up a whole new world of problems you didn't have before.

Happy Birthday ircmaxell!

You can either hang out in the Android Loop or the HURD loop.

#R11Hacktoberfest if people are looking for PRs to work on gist.github.com/PeeHaa/49c4b8b…

Most people's clocks went back, but I'm dyslexic so my cock went black