LOG 2002: SUDDEN ELEVATOR DISRUPTION (ELEVATOR 11) DETECTED. ELEVATOR LOAD SUGGESTS THAT THEY MAY BE PEOPLE IN. MAINTANENCE CONTACTED.

LOG 2189: ELEVATOR 11 CEASED ALL ONLINE CONNECTION.

LOG 2385: ELEVATOR 16, 22 AND 30 LOST POWER, REASON BEING TO CONSERVE ENERGY. ELEVATOR 22'S DOOR IS OPEN ON UPPER FLOOR; DO NOT GET IN.

LOG 2597: ELEVATOR 33 HAS BEEN TWEAKED TO SUPPORT DISABLED PEOPLE, MOST NOTABLY A BLINKING SIGN THAT SAYS "ENTER HERE, DON'T JUMP OFF."

LOG 3015: MOST ELEVATORS HAVE BEEN RECOVERED, EXCEPT ELEVATOR 11, 23 AND 24. LADDERS HAVE BEEN CONFISCATED FROM HEAD SUPERVISOR.

SYSTEM UPDATE: EGG LOGS WILL BE IMPLEMENTED.

LOG 3357: ELEVATOR 21 IS MISSING. WORD FROM WITNESS: "IT LITERALLY DISAPPEARED, THE STRUCTURE, IT'S ALL GONE."

LOG 3666: ELEVATOR 11, 13, 18, 22 AND 26 HAS BEEN VANDALIZED BEYOND REPAIR, WITH MANY FORMS OF GRAFITIES SAYING "LAMPLIGHTER ONESHOT."