I think I’d rather live in chattanooga than midtown manhattan

Poets and photographers are the same kind of man

I be like "I needed that laugh" and it be something I said

It’s that time of year where I really want to eat a hot dog and get married

People who put canned tuna in their pasta need to be institutionalized

Imagine making a new friend only to discover that their LinkedIn bio says ‘Building’

I love when my uber driver and I both shut the fuck up for a full ride

I mailed a letter last week and the new york post lost it. Sign from god

Me and my ripped boyfriend in Nantucket

He asked my name and I said vodka soda

the lion has his auto capitalization turned on

I wore an oura ring for 6 months. Here’s what I learned ⬇️⬇️⬇️ 1. It totally ruined my vibe and outfits 2. I should rest when I am tired 3. That’s it

Omelettes freak me out

My classmate Youssef introduced me to his Asian friend then made me guess which country he was from. Abhorrent behavior

Just ate a tray of tiramusu, life is fantastic and worth living 👌🏼

I do not take people seriously when they text me in all lowercase because clearly they do not take themselves seriously either

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be in europe with a hot guy in a linen shirt across from me

Not against women working I just don’t think they should have to. Just my opinion I don’t want any trouble

My brain after business school has about the same capabilities as my teenage brother’s after blacking out on jaegerbombs

I am very Italian in the sense that I hate working and love relaxing