Well these are obviously the best of baked goods.

I had a really weird dream last night where Joe Rogan and I were doing a training camp in Japan and got embroiled in some organised crime.

SUGGESTIONS NEEDED: On April 7th I'l we rehoming 6 ex-battery hens on my allotment. One shall be called Lay-la after my cousin but the other 5 girls will need names, puns is the name of the game. The 5 best will be immortalised on a wooden plaque attached to the coop.

#NewProfilePic courtesy of ZiebellPhotography great photographer if you need new headshots.

Here is a video I made with my Father in law Brian Moses for Remembrance Sunday. youtu.be/o0nOg-oLrDE

Trying to stay in shape while avoiding the gym.

Getting excited about the possibility of maybe being able to work again! #headshots #ziebellphotography #londonheadshots

Publication Day for 'The Best Ever Book of Funny Poems'. Hear me read a poem from the book here: youtu.be/Bs89mfL_Pbs Macmillan Children's Books Gaby Morgan Pie Corbett 𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐧'𝐬 𝐏𝐨𝐞𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐭

Laughter really is the best medicine! Here’s another funny poem taken from the very brilliant The Best Ever Book of Funny Poems all chosen by one of the nation's favourite children's poets Brian Moses. Out today: buff.ly/3cqO1qA #edutwitter #funnypoems

Bastons à l'anglaise. Ou quand la peur de manquer d'essence fait péter les plombs aux conducteurs britanniques.

My Dm is Santa. Trump that!

Just saw #theamazingmrblunden. Damn shame, the original was creepy, had depth and was well made. The #skyoriginal version is low budget poorly paced and the atmosphere is non existent. Just looks cheap. None of the actors do a bad job and yet it's terrible.

Pay workers. Tax profits.

I have known Eldredd Wolf for nearly 16 years now since he was the year below me @E15actingschool on the BA Acting & Fight Performance - East 15 course. Not only is he an incredible actor he is also an amazing stunt performer with the British Stunt Register. Rep: Harris Agency LTD

#CriticalRole I have 2 spare tickets for the live show in London if you want them pm me and I will put them up for resale at a time of your choosing. First person to send me a picture of a nat 20 gets the opportunity.

#critcalrole #critcalroleliveshow Just listed 2 tickets in b row for the show in Wembley.

“I was so proud of them.” Caller Bronwen is full of admiration for the police after yesterday’s protests, telling Paul Brand she felt they 'stood up to Suella Braverman'.