Oh, we are SO AWAKE!

POLL — Which leader do you think poses the biggest threat to the UK public’s security? Please retweet after voting.

Paul Weller can see Keir Starmer: He’s a Tory.

PSG players seem shocked by Macron's wife.

Next level!

The world needs to wake up the the fact all our problems are because of politicians. The sooner we do that the sooner we can put our heads together and find a better way of doing things.

China emits more CO2 than the entire developed world combined. But hey, let’s blame cow burping and suggest reducing livestock numbers in the UK.

The only scene I’ve ever failed to complete. Shameful 😂

Its your bet but hurry up, time is running Either hold and bet things calm down Or bet on total fear and buy the crash My bet is second, shorting and betting lower Not feeling confident at all, stay safe

Arsenal's first six games of the 2025/26 Premier League season. Ouch! The squad is certainly going to have to be ready to go!

Again, we told you… They are the priority.

Like for Madueke Repost for Eze. I want to see something👀

“One day all this will be Rachel Reeves” Jeremy Clarkson insinuating the UK Chancellor & Government will own all the land after bankrupting Farmers everywhere.

realtalk💯

🚨💣 Arsenal are now getting closer to signing Viktor Gyökeres after new round of talks in recent hours. Gyökeres will NOT return for training at Sporting as he’s fully focused on leaving the club; Arsenal are now advancing. Nothing done yet but discussions underway.

It's a vicious cycle

🚨⚪️ Direct meeting for Rodrygo’s future will take place next week as Real Madrid are open to letting him leave. Real will leave the final decision to the Brazilian. Rodrygo won’t join Al Nassr, never a topic or even a negotiation despite reports. Full focus on Europe. 🇪🇺

If we have £50M for Noni Madueke, then I don’t want to hear any excuses regarding the fees for both Gyökeres and Eze.

I’m so fed up of signing Chelsea players, I won’t even lie. I love Kai Havertz and once he puts on the red and white, I’ll support Noni Madueke like any other player. But seriously, I fucking hate Chelsea. Can we stop doing business with them, I beg.