I’m not even exaggerating, this was the funniest All-Star weekend ever 😭😭😭

As someone works in human rights, I’ve never seen anything like the Epstein files in my 15-year career Raped Cannibalized Trafficked Filmed Terrorized Tortured Murdered 13, 14, 15 year children ZERO arrests I don't understand how we're not having a global revolution right now

>be Epstein's butler >get a hold of the list >try to sell it to the victims' lawyers >get caught by FBI >sent to jail for longer than Epstein >all this happened 17 years ago >could've cracked the case wide open then Your country has pedophile and pedophile supporters everywhere

the call is quite literally coming from inside the house babes

Pro Tip: if you were Jeffrey Epstein's very best friend for about 20 years, made 4,725 wire transfers to Epstein totalling more than $1.1 billion and are mentioned in the Epstein files more than a million times, I'm pretty sure you're a f**king ped*phile.

wake up kd files just dropped

This is how I found out 25% of Americans are pedophiles

🚨 MAJOR BOMBSHELL: Ted Lieu says the full, unreleased Epstein files show Donald Trump R*PING children. That’s what’s being hidden. That’s why the files stay sealed. That’s why there are no arrests. Release everything. Let the truth come out. Or RESIGN!

Sovereign Minds✝️ Except they don’t prove that. Like at all. You’re repeating Fox News talking points.

Normal people in the US watching other countries hold their corrupt leaders accountable

BAY AREA!

I wish Mac Dre was still alive cuz I would've loved to hear what he rhymed "Alysa Liu" with.

Epstein clients arrested: 0

“When did you get so political??” Being against pedophilia isn't political. Hope this helps.

Y'all are worried about people using SNAP to buy cookies for their 10yr olds when you should be worried about billionaires buying 10yr olds

So…tell me again that we don’t have a fascist in the White House.

Send all them ICE agents, first! Since they so bad ass.

There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.

Kash Patel is busy today praying he doesn’t get Noem’d since he needs the FBI jet to get to Coachella next month.

when we have a moment, I'd like to discuss this unit if measurement please.