when you wake up thinking it’s the middle of the night but it’s actually 2 minutes before alarm goes off

*i grab my keys* my dog:

my alarm ringing for the past 20 mins me in my dream:

me everywhere because i can't see from afar

" out of stock," TAKE IT OFF THE WEBSITE THEN!!!!!

When ur social battery is dead but u see the biggest yapper approaching u

#please

how it feels when you're burnt out physically & mentally

The funniest part of this scene is Patrick coming up the cliff just to cry with him

Facts

looking for 30-50 good men ☠️🏴‍☠️

Such a beautiful day out 🫧

Patriots brass sitting here watching every WR go off the board:

Cuando ya me explicaron tres veces y sigo sin entender

when i finally get to the front of the line

Don't forget to look around and appreciate all the little things going right.

Sometimes, I schedule tweets quite earlier than usual.

i'm very grateful to have a job to go to every day... but FUUUUUCK, SHIIIIIT, DAAAAMMIT