What an amazing take.

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LMAO, you're a Democrat. It's fine, man. People change.

There is a huge personal, financial and media advantage to calling yourself a "former Republican" in our absurd political environment. Pretending it doesn't exist shows what a charlatan you are. For the winners, Scarborough. For the bottom feeders, Wilson. For you? Sorry, man.

It is genuinely hilarious how much of a resistance bitch Joe Walsh turned into and he’s still sitting on the side of the Twitter corner turning tricks for likes when everyone else has their grifts paying their mortgages.

Resistance bitch Joe Walsh

Twitter isn't any better now though. Perhaps it's more profitable. Perhaps it'll be better in the future. But it's effectively the same as it was before the change. cc: Stephen L. Miller

No, it’s over. Tavan Bryan sunk cost fallacy at this point.

Wow, what an incredible thread. Seems like the owner/CEO should have communicated these things, but whatevs 🤷‍♂️

There is no such thing as a “trans kid”

I have been thinking about this theory that husbands drift ideologically towards their wives, and I just can’t shake it. It explains so much. (I’m not in any danger)

Don’t use “the college-educated”. Use “people with mental illnesses” instead. Got it. Thanks.

Mr. Ekdahl's statement regarding his reinstatement from a 10-month suspension.

After careful discussion with his team of policy experts and advisors, and considering the unique threat to our democracy this cycle, Mr. Ekdahl is calling on President Biden to remain in the race.

In light of recent events, we are reviewing our satirical post policy. In the short term, we have hired additional counselors to deal with this abhorrent digital abuse. Hurt feelings can, indeed, leave scars.

While the practice of tree-spiking dates back to the 1800s, John is technically correct (the best kind of correct), that it gained prominence in the 80s. Mr. Ekdahl sincerely apologizes for this imprecision, and is vociferously committed to comedic accuracy going forward.

Mr. Ekdahl is aware of his name being floated as a possible appointment to replace Senator Rubio. We have no further comment at this time.