Looks like shit, Earth number 1 #teamearth

sort of my 9/11 to be honest

JUST IN: Rhodeside Grill to close after three decades in business arlnow.com/2026/02/12/jus…

A pickle viking martini and a beautiful date ❤️

LOVE IS REAL! LIFE IS WORTH LIVING!

Driving back to Chicago after The Indiana BearCats gave up 48 points in Palantir Financial Field

My life for the Cranberry Kingdom

WE NEED MORE FIBER

every time i eat arugula i find its peppery and paper-like-yet-jesterish texture completely delightful, an amazing green for all of us, and we should continue to celebrate it

oh shit man you hit your head pretty hard there are you ok? 2026? president donald trump? Sydney Sweeney 67 labubus? lol what’re you talking about. It’s August 8th 2004, we’re going to be late for our Chicago boat tour, and I heard the dave matthews band is in town and then

i get emotional thinking about them

do you ever tire of being such an absolute fucking loser

it has to be a humiliation kink for one or both of them to tweet this

Prosciutto is so good until it starts tasting like missing people

the way white boys treat Japan is how I am with the city of Austin

god has been cast in the bible

is that tsar nicholas II