I only joined Twitter to complain to Uber Support. But I think I'll stick around for awhile. #myfirstTweet

I only joined Twitter to win tickets to the Global Citizen Festival. #globalcitizen #pearljam

I only joined Twitter to support Lamar Odom. #KardashianCurse

I only joined Twitter to encourage Zayn to rejoin One Direction. #boyswillbeboys

I only joined Twitter to find out who blew up Vince McMahon's Limo in 2007. #kayfabe #WWERaw

Expensive sandwiches should always come with a side. Always.

#ThingsJesusNeverSaid "I nominate Bartholomew, Peter, and Juda..err..Simon for the ALS ice bucket challenge."

#NXTTakeOver: Brooklyn marks the beginning of a new era for WWE NXT. Embrace the future of WWE ONLY on WWE Network

I can't really remember what I ate last night but I definitely had asparagus.

The Coachella standby page is my life now. @gnaycohen #coachella #standby

Why isn't there a featured artist on the Coachella Standby Page? Could have gotten through at least 3 tracks by now... #Coachella #standby

Apparently, the early bird does not get the 3-day pass to Week 1. #Coachella #nosoupforme

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become Hulk Hogan.