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This constitutes a revolutionary inversion of the hater-waiter ontology as we have understood it up until now. It used to be that haters became waiters. Now we discover it can go the other way too. Hater-Waiter Studies will never be the same.

This is the real New York marathon.

every time this starts going around again i have a little chuckle to myself and i’ll go see what the little scamp got up to this time but i gotta say “turkish election fraud” is really something else

no respectable band starts a song this way

this is the level of horny that mary shelley intended

It will forever be one of my greatest achievements that I made fun of this asshole’s outfit to his face on his last-ever elevator ride out of the time warner center.

It’s just so nice that at the age of 40 I can still be surprised by a particularly heinous zit in a new location on my face.

before this bed bug pandemic starts i’m a tell yall now, GET A STEAMER. A GOOD ONE. IMMEDIATELY.

Trying to travel between any two neighborhoods in Brooklyn

I have lived in this city for 15 years and 3 mayors and I have never once felt like these dudes see the actual management of the city as anything other than a major inconvenience that distracts them from their true goal of being celebrities.

out: barbenheimer
in: saw patrol

Big-time atoning weather in NYC today. One of the best parts of being able to control the weather is the ability to set the mood for Yom Kippur.

the thing abt adams is that hes weird as fuck but hes weird in consistently surprising ways. I could never guess he'd go on a tangent abt hustle culture at a holocaust memorial. who could predict him making heart hands with a handless cop bot. his strangeness has no precedent

It’s actually insane that Ben Gibbard still sounds this good, and has aged like a fine wine and is now at peak handsome.

This is so riveting. Let us see the school picture. I need to know everything, I demand at least 4 seasons.

I’m sorry I go to Westchester for one evening and I get home and that woman did what at a regional production of beetlejuice??

don’t upset me or I swear to god I will send her to your house