Yeah, but those that go there high know their order like they know their name.

I don’t know who to bet on, I usually bet on whichever horse shits in the paddock but I didn’t see any deposits.

My brother is in town for Rumspringa!

I was told that drag performers and atheists were the problem?

T’was a good night. Smoked some pork for a get together tomorrow, enjoyed some pizza, then sat on the deck and enjoyed some cocktails, and watched the ISS flyover.

This protester had the perfect response to Peter Navarro when he tried to grab her “Trump lost and you know it” sign: “Bro, you're already facing charges… go ahead and commit another crime” 😂

Exciting news: I got engaged while on vacation with my girlfriend last week. She wasn’t really enthusiastic about me getting engaged and it made for an awkward flight home. Just kidding, I got engaged to her and not some rando. Seriously… she said yes.

love to see it #SHIESTY

Need this on a t-shirt.

If I had a nickel for every bit of Ed Burmila wisdom I had screenshot or re-posted over the years, I’d be doing pretty well. edburmila.bsky.social

This shit hits extra hard in Ohio.

Merry Christmas from me, my son, and my nephew. palindrome Jake Pippenger

Working on some new profile pics. Thoughts?

Nice hands, Maauto

*whew*

Total Eclipse In The Park

If you don’t already know by today, you’re not a good citizen. But just in case, here you go… yourfuckingpollingplace.com

Who wore it better… Shemar Stewart or OG Stank (That One Mailman) with the jeweled grill?🤔 Gotta go with OGStank.