Or eggs x.com/sonny5ideup/st…

Hey can anyone tell me how I become famous in this bitch

Mine is that I bang eggs every day x.com/hezelanna/stat…

Shower sex is overrated, fuck me in a Maytag 7-cu ft Electric Dryer

I only eat peeled hotdogs

Country hams > country jams Yeehaw

Every single of ur moms is not a virgin. You’re welcome.

But, fuck it Butt fuck it But fuck it Wtf I’m at morning coffee with my grandpa why am I tweeting this

I did crack with Jesus last night, he did literally 2X as much crack as Satan did last week WTH man that was insane

I want your hands and feet inside of me at all times. Enjoy the ride.

Face down ass up that’s the way to butt chug egg whites

sorry everyone i've been extremely busy being fucking perfect

Said no one fuggin’ ever x.com/monigoldmadise…

Today I’m gonna celebrate this country by doing zyns, drinking cold beer, and lighting off illegal fireworks. God bless

it's 4th of july and that means: - barbecue - riding my horse in the pool - gun powder infused four lokos - watermelon - crack injected hot dogs - arby's catered buffet - going to the bathroom, locking the door and looking at myself in the mirror while fucking crying

nothin like a whole bottle of tequila before bed

rt if ur mom is ur only friend

Nothin like meth for breakfast. Or lunch for that matter.... Ya know it makes a great dinner too... How can you tell if someone has a drug problem? Asking for a friend.

everybody’s naked